Mothers in Zakynthos have rallied for a holy war against a teacher—a servant of Lucifer—who hunts down innocent schoolgirls with the Beelzebubian blade of a cotton swab.
After casting a spell on them and hypnotizing them, he channels into their nasal mucosa soap bubbles saturated with the gases of bloated Poltergeists who fart incessantly, and he couldn’t care less about spreading the mark of the beast, in the form of Bill Gates’s pacotine.
Oh, the times, oh, the customs! For the snot on that satanic cotton swab, the battle above all others was waged.
