Radio Arbyla: Mitsotakis visits Moscow

The lasting low barometric pressure that affected Greek-Russian relations in recent years is now a thing of the past. The elfin of international diplomacy, the «Gandemonosaurus Koulis» spelled it out with his recent visit to the Russian capital, where he met with the stunned Vladimir. Poor Vladimir offered «land, water and Stolisnaya» to the Greek starlet along with Gazprom's oil and the codes of the country's nuclear warheads, as long as Koulis would sign a pact of non-presence around the Russian capital for the next 200 years, in order to avoid a new ice age within the Russian territory.