A person who does not like Sotiris Moustakas should not be trusted.
The likelihood of having a sense of humor is just as likely as the likelihood of delivering a ’your dad was a pastry chef« pickup line.
But if there is such a pervert and if you ever have the misfortune to run into him, you don't need to speak.
You don't have to do anything to change his mind. You just make him sit across from a TV.
You get him sniffing Pink Cat first...
And before he can recover, you turn him forever into a... Mustache Taliban:
Pressing play on the underrated epic called «And he his violin».
And giving him the opportunity to discover ’diamonds« such as the following:
-The peeping tom in bosoms in the first row during the concert
-The discovery that Mitsi was Mitsos his petty officer in the navy and the spontaneous reaction «order, Mr. Petty Officer, uh, uh, Mr... transvestite»
-The question to a taxi driver «why don't you take down the flag» and the Maggiorean reply «and what am I, man, Glazos»?;
-The question to the prisoner Buka if he is married and the answer «I do robberies, not mal...ies»
-The rebetiko ensemble at the mass and the bouzouki performance of «Glory to God in Glory» and the Akathistos Hymn
-The third gas release in a row and the statement of fellow prisoner Buka «you got me high, my little brother...’
-The repeated line of the lifer Bouka «why didn't you kill her, at most you could have gotten 20 years in jail‘ and the outburst of Lefteris »you're going to keep me company for the rest of your sentence«.
-The nude scenes of Vina Assiki and Lefteris« statement before he found out that she was starring in a porn film that »I know this guy well, he's a well-known character".
-The womanizer Athena Mavromati who returned the horn and the order of «nuts with honey».
-The rage because the prison menu did not include a nectarafe frappe, baklava or even crème caramel on the menu.
-Complaining to the warden about a file on bread and the thwarting of an escape.
-The inglorious end of the race with the machines and the «dude, say hello to St. Peter» rebuke.
-The doctor's instruction for a horn and the... prescription for a «chew toy».
-The «hello» of his wife's lover before he leaves with the sheet.
-The concert in OAKA with 0 spectators.
-The zebedeckiko of Papa Fotis and the baksheesh to the orchestra with coins from the bench.
-The priest's order for a meze with salami, mortadella, sausage and the statement of Lefteris «all fasting».
-The start of jogging in prison and the unintended end in Omonia.
-Bouka's relief on his return to prison «thank God you had a visiting card, otherwise we would have stayed outside».
-The transfer to the parish of St. Demetrios with advance payment, bonuses and percentages from weddings-baptisms.
-The confession after the tinkering (and) as a monk that «the spirit is willing, but the body... chahpiniko».
-The call «hell I'm coming for you, bring the waters to a boil‘.
